On this episode of AirWreckRadio, Stacey kicks things of by dropping a cinder-block on his foot! Awesome! Also, the boys discuss their cognitive dissonance over the fact that they were sad when Weasly Snipes went to jail, but were quite happy about Paul Manafort also going to jail.
Speaking of Paul Manafort, both he and President Trump’s former personal attorney, James Comey will be doing some serious jail time, at least until the Rat-King in Chief pardons one or both of them, since they are both going to jail for things they did in his name. Also, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III has finally come right out and said that as long as he is in charge of the Justice Department, DoJ will not be politicized. While we don’t much care for Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III, we can at least respect his scruples in this one matter.
Also in the news: Animal Rights activists are celebrating a big, fake victory this week as Barnum’s Animial Crackers will no longer feature pictures of caged zoo animals on the packaging! Instead, these cartoon animals will now appear free to roam the Savannah.
Also, also: There is now solid evidence that ancient hominids definitely got freaky with other, unrelated species of humans! Bow chicka-bow-wow!
Closing things up this week: President Gilded Sasquatch was on Fox & Friends, where he claimed that if he ever got impeached, everybody would be very poor. Of course, this merely demonstrates the fact that he has no idea what it’s like to be a median American household making the American median household income of less than $60k/year, which we’ve all been making for nearly 30 years now.
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